How You Will Die
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Mr. Big *SPOILER*
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Re: How You Will Die
you will be killed by a contract killer
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Your "you know what" will turn into a death adder and bite you in your "you know where".
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You will be hung by Mario and Luigi!
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u trip over a small rock and into the Grand Canyon. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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You will run with scissors! Shock and awe!
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God will send a plague of forty four rabid hawks to strike you down.
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you will fall from a plane
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You will be mauled by the Pink Panther.
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you will be killed from my black sword
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An undead monkey will throw fossilized dung at you, striking you in the temple
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A mortor shell shall explode above you, raining shrapnel onto you that will turn you into bloody ribbins that children can use at their birthday partys.
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a zombie will kill you from the cemetery that is near you
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You'll light a match at a political debate, and blow the place sky high.
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man in black will kill you with their laser guns
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Zola wrote:you will be killed from my black sword
That sounds like a racist dirty joke, haha. Anyway, you will die from being eaten by Telletubbies!
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A crazed psychopath will tie you up, stick a funnel in your wind pipe, and pour forty four hawks eye's into your lungs, asphyxiating you.
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Sirrin Nacht wrote:A crazed psychopath will tie you up, stick a funnel in your wind pipe, and pour forty four hawk's eye's into your lung's, asphyxiating you.
I have 44 eyes... cool. You will die from being shot. How creative was that!?
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Jason is back and he kills you with a butcher knife
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Re: How You Will Die
While waiting at a subway platform, you'll suddenly hear the sound of one of the trains hitting it's emergency brakes. The train in question has hit a person who fell onto the tracks, and it ends up screeching to a halt several dozen feet away from the platform you're standing on. The person plastered to the front of the train was holding an umbrella with a metal tip when they were hit and is still holding it. The train's sudden halt sends the umbrella flying towards your face, and it plunges point first through your eye and into your brain.
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Sirrin Nacht wrote:While waiting at a subway platform, you'll suddenly hear the sound of one of the trains hitting it's emergency brakes. The train in question has hit a person who fell onto the tracks, and it ends up screeching to a halt several dozen feet away from the platform your standing on. The person plastered to the front of the train was holding an umbrella with a metal tip when they were hit and is still holding it. The train's sudden halt sends the umbrella flying towards your face, and it plunges point first through your eye and into your brain.
nice, but you are standing on the second station and the same train hits another train...
...then a very big explosion blasts you into thousand peaces
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Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?
because it's good and I think less xexe
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky
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Zola wrote:Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?
because it's good and I think less xexe
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky
You're both wrong, it's because I made it
Anyway, you will die from being burned by a dragon's fire.
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HAWKEYE44 wrote:Zola wrote:Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?
because it's good and I think less xexe
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky
You're both wrong, it's because I made it
Anyway, you will die from being burned by a dragon's fire.
that's true
you will die by jumping of the building
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