How You Will Die

A brown recluse spider bites your right hand, and a black widow spider bites your left hand. You can't open the door to your house, because your hands are in pain. No one is home, and soon your hands start to swell up. Later, you find, the bites are on artery points, and you only have an hour to get to the doctors, before the poison starts going through your entire blood system, tainting your heart, making everything in your body start to fail.
You think you can tough it out, so you don't go see medical attention. And that is how you die.

You die because you tell a U.S. Army Ranger that he's a baby, and he rips your intestines out through your nostrils.

You'll point a laser pointer at the White House and get shot. Yes that would happen.

I've seen it happen. Ok, not really, but I have seen someone do that and get punched by a large Secret Service agent.



You'll die because Darth Vader rips your throat out.

I'll kill you the way Clyde killed Darby in Law Abiding Citizen.

You will die by the disease, Scurvy.

Actually, I eat A LOT of fruit. And I hate the sea, so I think I'm fine. Oh, off topic, my bad. You will die by those spikey block things that crush you in Super Mario.

Uh, you don't have to live on the sea, to get scurvy. Alot of college students get scurvy, because they can't afford fruits. I'm lucky enough to live with another family, while I am away at college, and they care for me like I'm another daughter to them.


You die of... (I can't be creative right now, sorry)
The Black Plague.

You die of the White Plague.

What is the white plague?? lol x3


Uhm... zombie native americans shoot you with their bow and arrows...

That foot from Monty Python will step on you.

A rebellion will commence on the Dark Productions and your head will be spiked.

lol!! x3 you crack me up, dudes!!

you start bleeding and you have no idea what to do about it, because man-periods dont exist!! (but how do females stay alive, then...?)

LadyAkari wrote:lol!! x3 you crack me up, dudes!!

you start bleeding and you have no idea what to do about it, because man-periods dont exist!! (but how do females stay alive, then...?)

Only a small amount of blood is lost during a period. Also, the body temporarily ups its production of red blood cells during this time.

You'll die of Lupus.

Small amount my ass...
And that's when I get super anemic!! lulz


Hmmm...
You slip on a rock and hit your head, pass out, and you're on your own... die from blood loss... (I'm not very creative today...)

LadyAkari wrote:Small amount my ass...

relatively small amount.


You'll commit a crime, then get shot in the face by Sherlock Holmes.

You're organizing a tall shelf, and on it, is a really big lava lamp, that is on. you accidentally knock it over, and it rolls off. You, barely missing it, grab onto the shelf for support, you lean back, the shelf starts going forward. When you think you have the momentum to push it back, it's too late, and it falls on you. As you're going down, you hit your head really hard on the wooden bed frame, then hit your head on the floor.

You will die from watching Ghostbusters for eleven years straight.

I don't even like that movie....

You get electrocuted when you take your toast out of the toaster.

A giant toast monster will eat you from the inside out as revenge for eating him. See? Videogame plot right there. ITS NOT HARD YOU FUCKING EA SONSABITCHES!

Klimactic wrote:You will die from watching Ghostbusters for eleven years straight.

I'm pretty sure that'd just make you an amazing person.