The Nightside [RPG]

"Eh" Eddie shrugged. "I'm sure there's evil for me to smite somewhere around here."
With this, he pulled out his Godly straight razor, flicked it open, and sliced through space, opening a portal to somewhere else in the Nightside.

"A conversation, I see."
Asyruth was stalking the two men, Walker and some time-warped fool who thinks he killed Hitler. "Hm...this is unusual." He observed closer...
"Shit! Fuck!" He leaped to the other building on his right, and kept on going. He saw something on that horizon; it wasn't good.

*Ludwig smells the air* You boy in the shadows, kommt meir! Why do you hide coward!

So, you wish not to show yourself, fine coward, I know your sent, when you are ready, we will go. *Vanishes to other parts of town and uses his hunting skills to spy on Eddie.

Razor Eddie looked up.
"I know you're there Ludwig."

Well, then... This is awkward. How are you anyway, and why am I here?

"I'm fine. And you're here because you fell through a timeslip." Said Razor Eddie.


Meanwhile, in the Londonminion Club in Uptown, Walker was speaking with Julian Advent. Julian Advent was the greatest hero and adventurer of the Victorian era (yes, even greater than those guys from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen).
"Hmmm.. So this Ludwig von Reppert fell through a timeslip into the Nightside?"

"Yes."

"Why are you telling me this?"

"Because, Julian, that's what happened to you too, I thought you could talk to him."

"About what exactly?"

Walker shrugged. "Hell if I know."



Also at the same time, Ezekiel Syphon was sitting in his palace watching TV.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, this movie is funny."

Timeslip, was ist das? Is it with Die glocke or some other sheitze? Aah, I want to leave, now take me home.

Razor Eddie sighed. "A timeslip is a random hole in spacetime. Like an unpredictable time machine. I'm afraid that there is no way to send you back."

What... *Ludwig looked down on the ground and all around* So what is there to do. I must be here for a reason.

Razor Eddie grinned with a mouth full of rotten yellow teeth. "I thought you'd never ask. Are you in the business of smiting evil in the most painful way possible?"

Depends, how, and who believed in you if you are a God, they must of been pretty messed up.

"Eh, I'm pretty damn powerful. No one really worships me. They are scared of me tough. So anyway, who? I don't really know, what do you define as 'evil'?"

I'm not scared of you, there is no reason for fear. The only thing to fear ist fear itself.

"Ahah! Good job on the quote. Now, you didn't answer me, what do you define as 'evil'?"

A satanic, violent, hotheaded blasphemous piece of anarchy.

(Sorry for the late post, I've been sick and barely able to move for the past few days. This is also the first RPG I've participated in, so this won't be very good.)

Two strangers stand in the street in Downtown, chatting .

"I've been talking to some people, they say that Walker has been seen wandering around,
muttering about something worse than the war and talking to strange people." says one.

Watching from the shadows in an alley, Guardian listens.

"Are you sure we should be talking about this? It sounds like something we shouldn't talk about in public. We're also in the middle of a street. Who knows what could be lurking around, listening to what we say!" says the other

"Let's go to my place then. It'll be safer there."

"Alright."

The two leave.

'Dammit, just as they were actually talking about something interesting!' thinks Guardian.

'Guess I'll have to find this Walker person to get some answers.'

Guardian then sets out to find Walker.

Razor Eddie smiled at Ludwig's response. "Well there just so happens to be a group of people that fits that definition. I'm going to go kill them, want to come?"



----Meanwhile, Midtown----
Walker was sitting at his reserved table at the Londominium Club. He felt like someone was watching him. He called upon his Voice, that could order anyone to do anything. "Show yourself."

Well, lets have at it Herr Eddie.

Guardian dropped the shadows he was using to hide himself, making it look like he emerged from a wall.

Speaking for the first time in many ages,
"Are you the one they one they call Walker?" He asks.

Eddie used his straight Razor to cut a hole in space. "Let's go."


----Meanwhile----
"Yes, I'm Walker." he responded to the thing that had come out of the wall.

"Good. I have some questions that I want answered."

"Now, I've heard that you've been going around, talking to strangers about something terrible. Mind telling me what you think that is?" he asks.

Walker thought for a moment. "Well, I'm not entirely sure what's coming. I just know that a large group of oracles all went insane when they tried to view it, so I'm guessing something really nasty.
Suddenly, Ezekiel Syphon appeared in the room, his hands in the pockets of his military jacket. "Hi. You're looking cheerful today."

"Oracles going insane? That is nasty."

Guardian turned towards Ezekiel sharply.

"And you are?" he asked.

Ezekiel stood, faking shock. "You don't know who I am?? I'm Ezekiel Syphon. THE EZEKIEL SYPHON. And the man behind the curtain is the wizard of Oz."