Greetings, comrades

Greetings, comrades. I Vladimir Putin, prime minister of the Russia. You may have been in noticing great many of Russian members to join your site. I feel that now is the time to announce the master plan. You see, our country has begun to complete the invasion on the web site known as Dark Productions. We been in sending of the citizens of country as spies, so that we could be in gathering or more information about your boorish culture. "Why did you attack our frail site with all your communist may, Mr. Putin" is that you are probably in thinking. The answer is simple: I was insulted. I join your website in order to get creating of funny cartoons to show homies, but I became the subject of ridicule, because I was talked differently. So because of your arrogance, DP should be punished. The attack, which am consisting of full nuclear attack on your precious "general discussion" section, will begin in exactly one week, if they am giving me a written apology from the Hawkeye, one of the founders of the website, before then. Resistance is the futile.

Love,
Lil Puty; D

Lulz x3

Is no humor in this installment!

Good thing I won't be here.

You are in possession of great suitable for Red Army!

It is to be appearing the mind of Comrade Vracer is to stay stuck much similar to the glue. My heart does much sink because I am not in desire of killing you. You could have been most honorable Lieutenant in leading of my army. No mattering. I am to be making you into porridge personally, yes? You are to be example made into for those who are to be possessing desire to betray Vladimir Putin.

Excellent.

Ok ^_^

You are to be denying me as Vracer blood multiple times which is to being cutting deep in the heart I am possessing. Frail Vracer army is not to be standing up to mighty Russian Red Army, coward. But I am not in needing or desiring of entire military to be making you into porridge. In the addition, at least I am to be possessing ability to drunk and no thinking. Vracer family is only to be possessing cheap vodka!

Ah, Comrade, you perceive post incorrectly. I would be most honored to join Red Army.

Итак, вы решили не вступать в меня. Это грустно, потому что я не хочу тебя убить. Вы можете стать хорошим членом моей армии. Это не имеет значения. Я уничтожу тебя своими собственными руками. Вы будете примером для людей, которые пытаются предать меня. Негры меня сердит.

Dx I don't understandddd

Hawk isn't actually a founder of the site. Just one of the earliest members.

Can use translator?



Ah but he is administrator of the site, no?

He is the second admin, yes.


ME FIRST ARRRRGH!

*cough*

He is indeed.

Я присоединяюсь к вам.

I see now it has been cleared up.



Laughing in many volume! Please be in using of superior translator Sir Vracer.

I give you many vodka if you allow me to join your army. High-quality. Good trade, no?

Ah yes. I was almost to be forgetting of date tonight. You are to be wearing dress I am in most enjoyment of?

If I have to wear that I stab Hawk in throat.

You do know of which dress I speak of, yes?

But of course.

You are knowing of one I am in most enjoyment. One of color red and lacking in possession of much length.

No problem, I bring to party.

What about women?

Fine women of the motherland we join

Good, good, 7 o'clock?