My Newest Adventure!
4 posters
Page 1 of 1
My Newest Adventure!
by Damian Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:46 pm
Greetings, true believers! Excelsior!
Well, I just got home from the Emergency Room. Why? Well, not content to have a normal holiday break, I decided to cut my hand open*, scream 'Oh My Fucking God' a few times, bleed all over the place, go to the hospital, then get stitched up. Before I was numb. Dumbass doctor. I wasn't numb AT ALL. He was like, 'Why are you yelling?', to which I responded 'Because you're shoving a fucking needle into my hand!'
So, anyway, FEEL SORRY FOR ME, DAMMIT!!!
*cough*
Not really, it was my own damn fault.
*It was an accident. Honest.
Well, I just got home from the Emergency Room. Why? Well, not content to have a normal holiday break, I decided to cut my hand open*, scream 'Oh My Fucking God' a few times, bleed all over the place, go to the hospital, then get stitched up. Before I was numb. Dumbass doctor. I wasn't numb AT ALL. He was like, 'Why are you yelling?', to which I responded 'Because you're shoving a fucking needle into my hand!'
So, anyway, FEEL SORRY FOR ME, DAMMIT!!!
*cough*
Not really, it was my own damn fault.
*It was an accident. Honest.
Damian- Sith Admin
- Posts : 877
Points : 1000000609
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 1287
Location : the number you have dialed is currently out of service, please hang up and try again. -
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by Sirrin Nacht Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:22 pm
How did you manage to cut yourself so badly?
Sirrin Nacht- Posts : 274
Points : 276
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-09-23
Location : If you need to know I'll tell you.
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by Damian Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:24 pm
Under undisclosed circumstances, a knife entered my hand.
Damian- Sith Admin
- Posts : 877
Points : 1000000609
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 1287
Location : the number you have dialed is currently out of service, please hang up and try again. -
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by Sirrin Nacht Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:31 pm
Ouch. I usually stick to can lids when cutting myself, but to each his own.
Sirrin Nacht- Posts : 274
Points : 276
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-09-23
Location : If you need to know I'll tell you.
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by Damian Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:59 pm
I've never actually cut myself on a can lid.
Damian- Sith Admin
- Posts : 877
Points : 1000000609
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 1287
Location : the number you have dialed is currently out of service, please hang up and try again. -
Sirrin Nacht- Posts : 274
Points : 276
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-09-23
Location : If you need to know I'll tell you.
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by RustyMagnum Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:17 am
Damian wrote:Under undisclosed circumstances, a knife entered my hand.
Admit it, emo!
RustyMagnum- Posts : 131
Points : 141
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-12-23
Location : Right out from DeletionQuality -
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by HAWKEYE44 Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:40 am
Its fun getting cut on major holidays, eh? New years last year I had my thumb cut open by my one friend, yay!
HAWKEYE44- Admin
- Posts : 1198
Points : 1283
Reputation : 7
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 29
Location : Lenhartsville, PA
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by Damian Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:35 am
RustyMagnum wrote:
Admit it, emo!
No, I was trying to open a box. Fucking plastic strap-ties.
@Hawk: You only have one friend?
Damian- Sith Admin
- Posts : 877
Points : 1000000609
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 1287
Location : the number you have dialed is currently out of service, please hang up and try again. -
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by RustyMagnum Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:06 pm
Damian wrote:No, I was trying to open a box. Fucking plastic strap-ties.
Don't try, you know we know.
RustyMagnum- Posts : 131
Points : 141
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-12-23
Location : Right out from DeletionQuality -
Re: My Newest Adventure!
by HAWKEYE44 Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:39 pm
@Hawk: You only have one friend?[/quote]
As in one of, jerk
As in one of, jerk
HAWKEYE44- Admin
- Posts : 1198
Points : 1283
Reputation : 7
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 29
Location : Lenhartsville, PA
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum|
|
|