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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:55 am

you will be killed by a contract killer Razz
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:31 pm

Your "you know what" will turn into a death adder and bite you in your "you know where".
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:53 am

You will be hung by Mario and Luigi!

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Darkness of Light on Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:16 am

u trip over a small rock and into the Grand Canyon. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:01 am

You will run with scissors! Shock and awe!

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:00 am

God will send a plague of forty four rabid hawks to strike you down.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:02 pm

you will fall from a plane Twisted Evil
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:19 pm

You will be mauled by the Pink Panther.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:21 pm

you will be killed from my black sword
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:37 pm

An undead monkey will throw fossilized dung at you, striking you in the temple
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sparten118 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:44 pm

A mortor shell shall explode above you, raining shrapnel onto you that will turn you into bloody ribbins that children can use at their birthday partys.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:51 pm

a zombie will kill you from the cemetery that is near you Twisted Evil


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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:04 pm

You'll light a match at a political debate, and blow the place sky high.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:36 am

man in black will kill you with their laser guns Smile
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:45 am

Zola wrote:you will be killed from my black sword

That sounds like a racist dirty joke, haha. Anyway, you will die from being eaten by Telletubbies! Twisted Evil

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:06 am

A crazed psychopath will tie you up, stick a funnel in your wind pipe, and pour forty four hawks eye's into your lungs, asphyxiating you.


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Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:21 am

Sirrin Nacht wrote:A crazed psychopath will tie you up, stick a funnel in your wind pipe, and pour forty four hawk's eye's into your lung's, asphyxiating you.

I have 44 eyes... cool. You will die from being shot. How creative was that!?

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:30 am

Jason is back and he kills you with a butcher knife Smile
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:58 pm

While waiting at a subway platform, you'll suddenly hear the sound of one of the trains hitting it's emergency brakes. The train in question has hit a person who fell onto the tracks, and it ends up screeching to a halt several dozen feet away from the platform you're standing on. The person plastered to the front of the train was holding an umbrella with a metal tip when they were hit and is still holding it. The train's sudden halt sends the umbrella flying towards your face, and it plunges point first through your eye and into your brain.


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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:20 pm

Sirrin Nacht wrote:While waiting at a subway platform, you'll suddenly hear the sound of one of the trains hitting it's emergency brakes. The train in question has hit a person who fell onto the tracks, and it ends up screeching to a halt several dozen feet away from the platform your standing on. The person plastered to the front of the train was holding an umbrella with a metal tip when they were hit and is still holding it. The train's sudden halt sends the umbrella flying towards your face, and it plunges point first through your eye and into your brain.

nice, but you are standing on the second station and the same train hits another train...
...then a very big explosion blasts you into thousand peaces Cool
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:21 pm

Why do people find this thread so appealing?

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:27 pm

Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?

because it's good and I think less xexe Smile
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky Laughing
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:30 pm

I will rip your spine out and beat you to death with it.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:14 pm

Zola wrote:
Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?

because it's good and I think less xexe Smile
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky Laughing

You're both wrong, it's because I made it Cool
Anyway, you will die from being burned by a dragon's fire.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:15 pm

HAWKEYE44 wrote:
Zola wrote:
Damian wrote:Why do people find this thread so appealing?

because it's good and I think less xexe Smile
oh yeah I forgot, a cow will fall on you from the sky Laughing

You're both wrong, it's because I made it Cool
Anyway, you will die from being burned by a dragon's fire.

that's true Wink
you will die by jumping of the building Smile
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