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Post by Penis Mightier on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:27 am

HAWKEYE44 wrote:Overdose of vagisil
Damn Walgreens couldnt get the prescription right.
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Post by Mr. Big *SPOILER* on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:47 am

sucking to much *SPOILER*
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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:48 am

YYYEEAA FOOOL!

I will die by chainsawing my face off

Which is totally not gay!!


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Post by Penis Mightier on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:49 am

Those are epic dudes!
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Post by Ms. Maples on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:14 pm

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:17 pm

STD because someone convinced me that sex isnt bad.

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Post by Ms. Maples on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:17 pm

STDS are like pokemon
if you get one you want them all

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:13 pm

You'll be run over by a stolen Zamboni driven by a drunk hooker.
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Post by HAWKEYE44 on Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:04 pm

You'll be stabbed in a dark alley by mickey mouse

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Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:11 pm

You'll be taken out by the National Guard while going for a joyride in a tank.


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Post by Damian on Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:11 pm

Sirrin Nacht wrote:You'll be chased off a cliff by topless women on roller skates.

*flicks Sirrin on the nose* No! Bad! No copying Monty Python's Meaning of Life!

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Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:24 pm

Damian wrote:*flicks Sirrin on the nose* No! Bad! No copying Monty Python's Meaning of Life!

I changed my post, happy now?
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Post by Damian on Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:46 pm

Yes.

You'll die because Superman turned into a nazi and killed you.

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Post by HAWKEYE44 on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:16 pm

Impossible! You will die for saying that!

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:22 pm

In all seriousness I will probably die because I got into a fight and someone pulled a gun on me.

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Post by Damian on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:06 am

HAWKEYE44 wrote:Impossible! You will die for saying that!

Hey, it happened in the cartoon. Nazi Superman was uber bad ass.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:40 am

Vou engolir uma marreta.

(I'll swallow a sledgehammer.)

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Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:52 am

You'll be eaten by a flying purple people eater

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:15 pm

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Post by nrocha20 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:10 pm

Cancer.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:38 pm

Radiation poisoning.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:39 pm

AIDS

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Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:39 pm

Leprosy.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:40 pm

Stabbed to death by barney

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:45 pm

Monkeys will infest your attic, and fill it with poo, causing it to collapse on top of you.
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