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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:26 pm

Dang right its true, and you will die from me throwing 3000 pin needles into your adam's apple.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:46 am

I will brake your neck Twisted Evil
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:28 am

Morirete d' dove il cavaliere pallido sul cavallo pallido viene intorno, inferno principale per seguirlo.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:16 pm

You will be killed by Micheal Jackson via werewolf form, what haven't you watched the thriller music video?

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:48 pm

You' le ll meurent de sucer votre mother' ; organes génitaux masculins de s. BRÛLURE DE L'OH !

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:53 pm

You'll be turned into a big toe, and teleported to a snapping turtle convention.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:47 pm

cheers Nice, now its my turn. You will be put in the front lines of a Pursian army and be slaughtered by the mighty spartans!

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:14 pm

A malfunctioning Roomba will attach itself to your face in the night, and deposit it's load of filth into your mouth, causing you to choke to death.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:16 pm

You will be shot up by a group of mobsters armed with tommy guns.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:09 pm

While trying out an innovative new virtual reality simulator, you become the first human to contract a computer virus.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:43 pm

you will die by poisoned arrow Razz
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:12 am

You will be incinerated by a fire breathing monkey

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Rainor on Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:31 am

You will go into my class and then because of the smell you will vomit and then choke to death in it.Yeah, today an pipe that went to the sewer just broke.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:07 am

That's just disgusting, you will die from a flying toaster oven!

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Zola on Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:10 am

you will die as champ killed by a vamp Smile
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:09 am

You will be punished by the Punisher!

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:38 pm

It's Halloween, and this year you dressed up as a banana. While trick or treating, you come to a house that has rented a petting zoo for the evening and you decide to take a look. While walking through the zoo, you notice a cage in the back whose door is unlatched, and you go over to investigate. Its dark where the cage is and you can't quite make out what is inside. As you lean over to latch the door it bursts open and a hairy arm shoots out and seizes you by the throat. You are dragged inside the cage, and find yourself face to face with a grouchy chimp. Upon discovering that you are not in fact the largest banana he has ever seen, he proceeds to horribly maul you to death, your screams smothered by a shredded piece of yellow polyester.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Klimactic on Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:12 pm

Boba Fett will go Jar Jar Binks on you.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:26 pm

You will all die from brain tumors caused by the increasing stupidity in this thread.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Klimactic on Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:11 pm

Shaq gives you a Trojan Horse.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Sirrin Nacht on Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:47 pm

Clowns will invade your dreams, and destroy your mind.
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Damian on Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:07 pm

I will lock this thread, thus murdering everyone still inside.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:44 am

You will not lock this thread, for you are dead, shoots damian.

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Re: How You Will Die

Post by Penis Mightier on Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:53 pm

Overdose of a mixture of Cialis and Viagra
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Re: How You Will Die

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:45 am

Overdose of vagisil

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