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Post by HAWKEYE44 on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:14 am

Do you think that it is possible? What proof do you have that there could be zombies? Will we need people like Dempsey and Nikolai to kill these zombags?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Shift on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:15 am

The only person we will need is me. Who is epic in the ways of the Riku (you'll have to read my character card to understand the joke >_>)
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Post by Sirrin Nacht on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:24 am

Where is this character card you speak of?
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:10 am

Just stick to the debate, please.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:28 pm

Well, I, being the humonganarious nerd I am, have done quite extensive research on this subject, so I can honestly say, that given the nature of real-life zombies, this ever actually occurring is damn near impossible. You see, 'zombies' are not real, thought there is such thing as a 'zombi'. A zombi is defined as 'anyone who has been put under a drug induced sleep, then given a special mixture of various poisons to create a death-like state, and while in this state buried or otherwise deprived of oxygen. The oxygen deprivation causes brain damage, making the now mentally damaged/unstable/retarded victim susceptible to commands and/or hypnosis'. So, using that definition, each and every zombi would have to be created individually, therefore if they were used to attack people, they would be killed faster than the Voudon (voodoo priest, or in this case the one making the zombis) could create them. So no, it wouldn't happen.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Shift on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:42 pm

i already knew most of what damian siad, so thats y i didnt post muich here >_>

oh yeah, and uh, you could just make a mass army of them =P but tehy wouldn't be much hel lmao
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Zola on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:31 pm

I'm with Damian (also like riku know bunch stuff), and the zombies that Hawk thinks of ( if I'm right) are made up for the horror movies... Smile
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Post by darkmage94 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:37 pm

Ok so most ppl agree that zombies arnt really possible and so Zombie apocolypse is prtty much impossible so how bout we change the subjet to wat ud do if thier was a zomby apocolypse
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Shift on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:48 am

Great minds think alike chris
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:53 am

darkmage94 wrote:Ok so most ppl agree that zombies arnt really possible and so Zombie apocolypse is prtty much impossible so how bout we change the subjet to wat ud do if thier was a zomby apocolypse

Oh dear god my Firefox spell check is going insane.

And zombies are possible, it's just that they don't work the way they do in movies. You can't cram 8 hours of oxygen-deprivation-induced brain damage into a few minute after a bite. It just doesn't work. But if you're reeeealy worried about it, go buy a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide.

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Post by Zola on Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:28 am

if hordes of zombies are advancing nuke them Smile
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Post by darkmage94 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:32 pm

i agree with damian but thats not exactly wat i mean is if the zombie survival like in the movies with the hordes of endless zombies
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:26 pm

You all do realize that this thread is more of a joke, right?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Shift on Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:27 am

I predicted that this thread would turn into a "Zombie apocalypse Survival Thread"..

You know, we should have an RPG, where The zombies have overrun, bah blah blah, And each of us is in charge of a group of noob soldiers from DP and we have to defend outposts. and stuff. And it has to be realistic.
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Post by darkmage94 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:36 pm

lol i kno it was a joke and that would be a great idea riku
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:39 pm

Fuck realism. It's much more fun to carry around a machine gun, a chainsaw, a sword, and four crates of grenades, while jumping around like some de-gravitized Dr. Freeman.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by darkmage94 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:55 pm

id rather have a jeep with a mounted 50.cal a couple crates of grenades some spikes in front and back What a Face lots of fun
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Zola on Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:51 am

Damian wrote:Fuck realism. It's much more fun to carry around a machine gun, a chainsaw, a sword, and four crates of grenades, while jumping around like some de-gravitized Dr. Freeman.

I can't imagine you with grenades and chainsaw scratch
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:53 am

I can. I'm pretty sure I'll need them once the shit hits the fan (Airplane! reference, woohoooo).

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by HAWKEYE44 on Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:00 am

Okay, what would I have at the ready when the zombie apocalypse comes... hmm. Well, there are over 40 swords and knives in my own room (most DQ members saw pics of them) and there are about 30 guns and enough ammo to slay the zombies. And then there are about 5 cars at my house. And in my room there is a secret attic, why, I have no idea. But, I'd hide up there with supplies and keep a shotty aimed at the entrance.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Shift on Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:04 am

Id set up a system like Hawkeye, in the attic, have broken glass under the entrance, make a hole to the outside in another place, where the zombies cant reach, and have a trap set up so that if the door was opened, a heavy object would be dropped onto the entrace so that it closed. and just for fun, the gun with me would pull its trigger (from the trap) and shoot the zombie before it closed.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by darkmage94 on Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:49 pm

screw that man i wanna a bunker or 2
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:22 am

I have a huge collection of swords, knives, and guns. And if time permits, I could dash over to my grandparent's house, who have even more guns, and a giant freezer full of food. And lots of construction materials to reinforce the house. So I'd be fine.

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Post by Shift on Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:25 am

so basically, the best thing to do would be for us to join with SE at SE hqs. Or for us memebrs to join up lmao.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Damian on Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:36 am

Join up at my grandparent's house, their attic can only be reached by means of a ladder that extends down from the ceiling. So we'd just keep it pulled up, and shoot those assholes whenever we needed to get down for some food.

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