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Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:42 pm

Greetings, comrades. I Vladimir Putin, prime minister of the Russia. You may have been in noticing great many of Russian members to join your site. I feel that now is the time to announce the master plan. You see, our country has begun to complete the invasion on the web site known as Dark Productions. We been in sending of the citizens of country as spies, so that we could be in gathering or more information about your boorish culture. "Why did you attack our frail site with all your communist may, Mr. Putin" is that you are probably in thinking. The answer is simple: I was insulted. I join your website in order to get creating of funny cartoons to show homies, but I became the subject of ridicule, because I was talked differently. So because of your arrogance, DP should be punished. The attack, which am consisting of full nuclear attack on your precious "general discussion" section, will begin in exactly one week, if they am giving me a written apology from the Hawkeye, one of the founders of the website, before then. Resistance is the futile.

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Lil Puty; D
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by LadyAkari on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:52 pm

Lulz x3
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:54 pm

Crying or Very sad

Is no humor in this installment! Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:17 pm

Good thing I won't be here.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:18 pm

You are in possession of great suitable for Red Army! Cool

It is to be appearing the mind of Comrade Vracer is to stay stuck much similar to the glue. My heart does much sink because I am not in desire of killing you. You could have been most honorable Lieutenant in leading of my army. No mattering. I am to be making you into porridge personally, yes? You are to be example made into for those who are to be possessing desire to betray Vladimir Putin.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:33 pm

Excellent.
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Post by LadyAkari on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:33 pm

Ok ^_^
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:36 pm

You are to be denying me as Vracer blood multiple times which is to being cutting deep in the heart I am possessing. Frail Vracer army is not to be standing up to mighty Russian Red Army, coward. But I am not in needing or desiring of entire military to be making you into porridge. In the addition, at least I am to be possessing ability to drunk and no thinking. Vracer family is only to be possessing cheap vodka! Laughing
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Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:39 pm

Ah, Comrade, you perceive post incorrectly. I would be most honored to join Red Army.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:40 pm

Итак, вы решили не вступать в меня. Это грустно, потому что я не хочу тебя убить. Вы можете стать хорошим членом моей армии. Это не имеет значения. Я уничтожу тебя своими собственными руками. Вы будете примером для людей, которые пытаются предать меня. Негры меня сердит.
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Post by LadyAkari on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:43 pm

Dx I don't understandddd
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Damian on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:46 pm

Hawk isn't actually a founder of the site. Just one of the earliest members.

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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:50 pm

Can use translator?



Ah but he is administrator of the site, no?
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Damian on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:51 pm

He is the second admin, yes.


ME FIRST ARRRRGH!

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Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:52 pm

He is indeed.

Я присоединяюсь к вам.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:52 pm

I see now it has been cleared up.



Laughing in many volume! Please be in using of superior translator Sir Vracer.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:57 pm

I give you many vodka if you allow me to join your army. High-quality. Good trade, no?
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:58 pm

Ah yes. I was almost to be forgetting of date tonight. You are to be wearing dress I am in most enjoyment of?
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:59 pm

If I have to wear that I stab Hawk in throat.
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Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:00 pm

You do know of which dress I speak of, yes?
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Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:00 pm

But of course.
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:01 pm

You are knowing of one I am in most enjoyment. One of color red and lacking in possession of much length. Razz
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:02 pm

No problem, I bring to party.

What about women?
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vladimir Putin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:04 pm

Fine women of the motherland we join Wink
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Re: Greetings, comrades

Post by Vracer on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm

Good, good, 7 o'clock?
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